teka teki @ the best

Soalan: kapal layar gi kat utara,asap kapal layar gi kat maner?
Jawapan : kapal layar mner ad asap...hahaha

Soalan: Dalam banyak-banyak haiwan,haiwan ape yang paling gatal??drpd acap
Jawapan : Kangaroo la sebab asyik nak kan(garu)

Soalan: kenapa anjing kalau lari tgok belakang?
Jawapan : sebab anjing x de side mirror

Soalan: byk2 lubang..lubang apew xlehh ttp...kuukaakuu...
Jawapan : lubang hdung..

Soalan: negara apa yang banjir dulu pas2 baru hujan???
Jawapan : negara Bahrain

Soalan: naper owang naik teksi x bayar duit dulu? from:the aizat stopper
Jawapan : sbb duit dulu dh x laku

Soalan: dlm bnyk2 haiwan haiwan apa yg blh slmtkan haiwan lain?
Jawapan : wonderpets la...

Folio batik 2009

Sejarah

Batik merupakan satu bidang kraftangan yang unggul di Malaysia. Sejak abad ke 15 Masihi lagi manusia telah menemui kaedah pembuatan batik secara tradisional. Pada masa dahulu, masyarakat Melayu menggunakan ubi kentang sebagai alat pengecap tetapi kini kain batik telah diusahakan dengan menggunakan alat-alat moden. Batik mula diperkenalkan di negara kita khususnya di negeri Kelantan sejak tahun 1910 lagi. Batik berasal dari Indonesia dan terbit dari perkataan Jawa 'tik' yang bermaksud menitik atau menulis titik-titik. Ambatik pula bermaksud melukis, menulis, mewarna atau menitik. Di alam Melayu, sejenis batik yang dipanggil Batik Pelangi telah diperkenalkan sejak tahun 1770-an lagi. Di Malaysia kebanyakan kilang perusahaan batik banyak terdapat di Kelantan dan Terengganu.

untuk maklumat lanjut sila klik link (batik)

football top 20 rising star

20. Thiago Silva (free agent, joining AC Milan in June)

The 24-year-old, converted to centre back after being a utility man, left Fluminese last year. Rebuilt his career after failing to make an impact in previous European spells and will be at the San Siro next season after appearing at the Olympics as an overage player.

19. Mario Balotelli (Inter Milan)

This 18-year-old Italy under-21 striker, born in Sicily to Ghanaian parents, made his Inter first-team debut at the end of 2007 and is highly-rated though has struggled for action under Jose Mourinho.

18. Angel Di Maria (Benfica)

An Arsenal target in 2007, the 20-year-old Argentina midfield player with a headline-friendly name scored the winner in the Olympic final last year and is one of Chelsea’s key transfer targets for the summer.

17. Adam Johnson (Middlesbrough)

Surprisingly linked with Real Madrid last month – he’s not quite ready for them yet - the 21-year-old has the potential to be Teesside’s new wing wizard if and when Stewart Downing moves on.

16. Diego Buonanotte (River Plate)

The tiny 20-year-old attacking midfield player with excellent dribbling ability featured in Argentina’s Olympic gold medal-winning side last year and has become a key figure at his club.

15. Sofiane Feghouli (Grenoble)

Dubbed the “new Zidane”, along with half the teenage midfield players in France, the 19-year-old Parisian has apparently come to the notice of Liverpool, Chelsea, Manchester United and Blackburn Rovers.

14. Ezequiel Lavezzi (Napoli)

The Argentina forward is reportedly interesting Chelsea but his club this month said they are determined to hang on to the 23-year-old, who is viewed in Naples as one of the club’s brightest stars since Diego Maradona.

13. Steve Mandanda (Marseilles)

The Kinshasha-born goalkeeper had an unsuccessful trial at Aston Villa in 2007, but since he became first-choice at the Stade Velodrome he has gone from strength to strength and is now between the posts for France.

12. Marek Hamsik (Napoli)

A Slovakia international, the 20-year-old goalscoring midfield player moved from Slovan Bratislava to Brescia in 2004, then to Napoli in 2007 and is highly popular. When his watch was stolen last month, fans tracked down the thieves and recovered it.

11. Carlos Eduardo (Hoffenheim)

European scouts had kept tabs on this Gremio left-sided midfield player as a teenager, but it was to little Hoffenheim that he moved for €8 million in 2007. He is now 21 and Hoffenheim are shock contenders for the Bundesliga title.

10. Claudio Marchisio (Juventus)

A Turin-born Juve youth product long hailed as one of Italy’s brightest talents, the 22-year-old has shown this season that he is capable of dominating central midfield.

9. Fabio Da Silva (Manchester United)

His twin Rafael, has already caught the eye at right back this season and the word from Old Trafford is that Fabio, 18, is just as exciting – though he is yet to make his United debut given Patrice Evra’s excellence at left back.

8. Jozy Altidore (Villarreal)

Strong, quick and a good finisher, the New Jersey-born striker is the hottest property to come out of Major League Soccer since Freddy Adu. Altidore made a big-money move to Spain last summer.

7. John Fleck (Rangers)

The nephew of the former striker, Robert Fleck, he became the youngest player to feature in a Scottish Cup final last May and is a 17-year-old attacker with prodigious talent who has generated plenty of buzz.

6. Jack Wilshere (Arsenal)

Of all Arsenal’s adolescents, this Stevenage-born 17-year-old midfield player is perhaps the most exciting, and he has already featured in two Champions League games this season.

5. Douglas Costa (Gremio)

The new Ronaldinho? The new Anderson? Either way, this skilful 18-year-old midfield player attracted the attention of Manchester United and Real Madrid last autumn despite making just a handful of appearances. His buy-out clause is 21 million GBP.

4. Radamel Falcao Garcia (River Plate)

The 22-year-old Colombia striker, named after the former Brazil star, Falcao, is quick, lethal and two-footed and leading European sides are eyeing up this potential star.

3. David Silva (Valencia)

A Liverpool and Barcelona target last summer after he starred for Spain at Euro 2008, the diminutive winger, just turned 23, has fabulous skills and a determined character.

2. Karim Benzema (Lyons)

Lyons placed a 100 million Euro price-tag on this academy product to deter the hordes of bigger clubs eyeing up the 21-year-old France striker, who has few weaknesses in his game and is a bona fide superstar in the making.

1. Hernanes (Sao Paulo)

Perhaps the most-hyped South American prospect of last year, the hugely-talented 23-year-old Brazilian is an attacking midfield playmaker, leading to inevitable Kaka comparisons. How long before he moves to Europe?

sourse (times)

cerita kelakar@the best( bab 1)

ketawa@the best

cikgu inggeris ni pompuan cikgu:today we learn about words. amin,can u give me 5 words? amin:(hanya menggeleng) cikgu:its ok,tomorrow i want the 5 words.u go back n find it. sesampai amin di rumah,amin terus bertanya kepada ibunya yang sedang memasak di dapur amin:ibu,td kat sekolah cikgu suruh cr 5 perkataan bahasa inggeris ibu:ah..simple je.. amin:ok(terus berlalu) ibunya kebingungan.. amin bertanya plak kpd ayahnya.pd masa itu ayahnya sedang tonton tv. amin:ayah.bg 1 ayat inngeris ayah:shut up! amin tanya kaknya plak. kakak:bestnyer..(tgh ckp tpo) pastu tny abang plak. abang:i dont care..(sembang ngan kawan. pastu amin nampk siti ngan ali bergaduh. siti:lady's first!! amin:em,settle pun. DI SEK ckg:amin give me the 5 words. amin:simple je.. ckg:ok,tell us what the word you have amin:shut up!! ckg: why you so rude tdy?iwill take you to the dicipline teacher amin:bestnyer.. ckg:what?ooh,my god.amin follow me amin:lady's first. amin terus duduk. ckg:dia ni phm ke tak?(dalam hati)

Teka teki (bab 2)

bila bas berhenti,apa yang turun dahulu?

jawapan meter la

Teka teki (bab 1)

Soalan: bunga ape kalau kite siram mati?

jawapan bunga api

Did you know ?

How many kind insects are there ?

What do most people think of when you mention 'insects'? Well, they may think of pets, such as flies, mosquitoes, moths, and beetles. Or they may think of ants and bees and wasps; and attractive insects like butterflies. And then if you ask if they can think of any other insects, they might be able to think of a few more.

But do you know how many different kinds of inscets there actually are? There are somewhere between two and four million different kinds of insects!

Scientists have actually described in scientific language as many as 625 000 different kinds. They practically have no hope of ever being able to classify every single kind of insect that exist.

When it comes to trying to estimate how many insects are living in the world today, the number is so vast that the human mind cannot imagine it! The only way scientists can even begin to count the insect population in any one area is to count insects that can be found in and on a square metre of rich, moist soil.



Remember that if you, who are untrained in observing insects, were to go over this hectare and count insects, you would see only an occasionally butterfly, bumblebee, or beetle.

But the majority of insects are so small that the human eye does not readily notice them. Many are microscopic. And there are only a few thousand insects of all those that exist that become annoying enough to man for him to control them.sourse (my science book)

Did you know ?

How did swim start?

Man does not swim naturally, as certain animals do. He has had to learn how to swim.

Originally, man must have learned to swim by watching animals that swim by instinct. Early man probably had to learn how to swim in order to survive under certain conditions.

The first effort man made to swim imitated a dog. Such a stroke has always been known as the ‘dog paddle’. But then man wanted to find a way of swimming that gave him more buoyancy and an opportunity to coordinate the motions of the arms and legs.

So more than two thousand years ago he developed the method of swimming known as the breast stroke. This stroke is still used by many people for restful distance swimming in rough open water.

Swimming was rated highly in the days of ancient Greece and Rome and was used as part of the training of warriors.

Did you know ?

How the new flowers grow?

Every living thing has some means of reproducing itself. In flowers, the process takes place as follows:

A typical flower has four main parts. There is usually a green outer cup made up of leaflike sepals. Within the sepals are the petals. Within the petals are the reproductive organs necessary for producing seeds.

In the very centre of the flower are one or more pistils. Around the pistils ia a ring of stamens. The pistil is the female part of the flower. The bottom of it is enlarged and is called the ovary.

Inside the ovary are little round ovules, which later become seeds. But they become seeds only if they are fertilized by the contents of a pollen grain.



Pollen grains are produced by the stamens, the male organs of the flower. If seeds are to form, the pollen grains must go through the top of the pistil and reach the ovules at the bottom. The top of the pistil is called the stigma.

Pollen grains first fall on the stigma. They absorb moisture there from the sugary liquid on the surface. Then they swell and grow. The grain pushes down and becomes a tube.

The tube keeps growing down through the stalk of the pistil, then through the wall of the ovary, and then into an ovule.

The contents of the tube then empty into the ovule and fertilize it. Many pollen tubes may grow down to an ovary at the same time. Each tube will enter and fertilize a single ovule.

Only pollen from the same kind of plant will grow tubes and reach the ovules. The part of the stamen that produces pollen is called the anther.

The transfer of pollen from another to stigma is called pollination. If it takes place in the same flower, it is called self-pollination. If the pollen goes to a flower on a different plant of the same kind, it is called cross-pollination.

Cross-pollination of flowers is done by the wind, by insects, by birds, and by certain animals. Later on, the seeds that develop also have to be carried to a place where they can take root and grow into flowers.Sourse(my science book)